Fuel Crisis?!

Is there one?

Apparently there will be, with selfish little toerags like this guy:

Here he is, filling his fuel tank to the brim.  But why is he furtively looking around, and just what are those things on the floor next to him?

That’s THREE Jerrycans by the way. Probably one is for his sit-on lawnmower.

What a silly man.

When you come to fuel up and all the pumps are empty, it’s the fault of Daily Mail reading idiots like this.